Captain's Blog


sirlightbulb:

"Next up; Imagine-"

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"-Dragons with their hit single Radioactive"

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tony-stark-twerking:

"Let it go, Bennett… "
I keep messing around on this site and I really need to stop

tony-stark-twerking:

"Let it go, Bennett… "

I keep messing around on this site and I really need to stop

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her

waitrose:

I can barely keep up with the bitch let alone party with her

wifiashton:

twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species

allegroassai:

Ludwig van Beethoven:

Sonata No. 2 in G minor, Op. 5 No. 2 - I. Adagio sostenuto e espressivo

Anne Gastinel, Cello

François-Frederic Guy, Piano

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.

(via ckgarden)

(via ckgarden)

roachpatrol:

bankuei:

everything-creative:

A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

Man.  I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…

newtobeingaotaku:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

OHHHHHHH BOUT TO LAY DOWN THEM COMMANDMENTS SON!

newtobeingaotaku:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

OHHHHHHH BOUT TO LAY DOWN THEM COMMANDMENTS SON!