Captain's Blog


stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.



“Would you like another chair?”
“No we’re fine”

“Would you like another chair?”

“No we’re fine”

theangryviolinist:

rmlfvr:

These classical musicians play their instruments in a way you’ve never seen before.

A rather compelling visual experience, on top of being a flawless musical demonstration, performed by Salut Salon, a charming German quartet from Hamburg. 

i aspire to be these women

This is way too incredible for words
Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

pierceveilsinwhite:

Send me band names and I’ll do this

Favorite song:
Seen live:
Favorite album:
Band Rating (1-10):
Favorite member and why:

  • other girls:

    straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels

  • me:

    short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

gerardwayjacketslut:

The best part of a concert is when all the lights go out and everyone knowS the band you have been waiting ages to see is about to come on AND EVERYONE STARTS CHANTING AND THEN THE MUSIC STARTS AND EVERYONE SCREAMS and that’s what I live for

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

joanne-to-elsas-maureen:

typette:

listen to this and be reminded why this movie has arguably one of the best soundtracks any animated movie has ever had

<3

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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